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UPDATE: Yeah, Um, This Is The Official Piranha 3D Teaser Trailer
“What’s it sayin’, Nic? What is it girl?”Update: Weinsteins for the win. Well, looks like those two oblong-shaped bastards felt like teasing you with only the idea of a teaser. Unfortunately every...
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Universal Soldier IV 3D: Dopey, Damme And Dolph
And the award for Most Highbrow Photoshop Concept goes to…not Chodin!If in 1992 you had stepped out of a time machine and said, “Hey queer, in the future there will be a fourth installment of Universal...
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Awake Thy Greasy Sax Man, Lost Boys: The Thirst Trailer
For everyone wearing a wristwatch right now, I’d like you all to please take a close look at the long and short hands of your clock. If you look carefully enough, you’ll notice that at this exact...
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Morning Links With The Choice Of A New Generation
Happy Thursday, Drunkards and Drunkettes! Vinnie’s teaching grown adults in Dragonball costumes what push-ups are while they wait in line for the “Saying Inception Was Brilliant Makes You Cooler” forum...
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Joss Whedon Confirms Directing The Avengers, Fans Confirm Erections
Am I the only one who feels like these red bumps just won’t go away The Avengers project has been hanging around for, oh I don’t know, say 30 years now? Hell, we’ve already exhausted ourselves on every...
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Hey Michelle Rodriguez, Why The Hell Do You Die In Every Movie?
Rodriguez on the set of her bio pic.Oh GAWD, hide the good silverware and lock that deadbolt -it’s only been a day since we last mentioned Michelle Rodriguez and she’s already back to turn us all into...
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Joaquin Claus Is Not Real: Phoenix Doc ‘I’m Still Here’ An Admitted Fake
Well, now all the nonbelievers can finally add Disheveled Joaquin Phoenix to their list of imaginary holiday figures -Casey Affleck has officially revealed to the New York Times that his upcoming...
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This Should Be Terrifying: Warner Bros. Preps Live-Action Pinocchio
Hey Warner Bros., quick, I think I see one last memento from my childhood that you can desecrate! In what could very well be the most frightening production ever, the studio is looking to bring a...
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Guns, Horses & Insecurities: Reporting From the Set of True Grit XXX
I once read that "gun" was a euphemism for "large penis".When I arrived on set it was a little before 9:00am. That meant I was early. I figured that if ever there was an opportunity to be on time for...
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Chodin Reviews: The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol
Sometimes people send me DVDs to review, and I have to call for back-up. In this case, Chodin. Just a reminder that the views laid forth here are his, not mine. I don’t know how a person can complain...
View ArticleFriday Free For All: News Fail Compilation Edition
Friday Free for All is the time of the week that Vince reserves for the funny, amazing, or stupid videos people send him that aren’t necessarily movie related. Sometimes he posts them without this...
View Article‘Waste Land’ Rights Acquired: Brazilian Junk On U.S. Screens
Oh thank God, just when I’d seen enough footage of all the ridiculously attractive people in Brazil, Arthouse Films crashes through the window and levels the playing field. Apparently, perfect glutes...
View ArticleComments of the Week: An Education now out on DVD
This is how they 69'd in Victorian times SITE NEWS BRIEF: Well, kids, daddy’s home. I can tell you all missed me by the way you kept telling Burnsy I’m not your real father and clung to Chodin’s leg as...
View ArticleFAMILY MEETING
Pictured: A family and their home-made Twilight Halloween costumes. Not pictured: A father figure. Okay, guys, don’t freak out, but I have some business to attend to tomorrow, so I must leave you in...
View ArticleHollywood Sign Saved By Naked Girls and Cocaine
It brings tears of joy to my eyes any time that I get to see a group of greed-stricken individuals put their differences aside and work together in the hopes of overthrowing a rival group of...
View ArticleSTEERS, QUEERS AND . . . KIM BASINGER???
Kim Basinger is in talks to join Zac Efron in the screen adaptation of the book The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud with Burr Steers attached to direct. Variety reports: Basinger would play the...
View ArticleHUGH GRANT’S BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Above you’ll find the trailer for Columbia Pictures’ Did You Hear About The Morgans?, starring Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker. From the looks of things, this appears to be the Oscar vehicle both...
View ArticleOH THWEET, BRYAN THINGER & BATTLETHTAR
(in space, no one can hear your lisp) I hope everyone refilled their inhalers this weekend, because I’ve got Battlestar Galactica movie news to PWN your recessive genes with. Universal Pictures has...
View ArticleREDFORD DIRECTS HIS PERIOD ON LINCOLN’S FACE
Robert Redford is helmed to direct a historical drama about Mary Surratt, the supposed conspirator in the assassination plot of Abraham Lincoln. Redford’s story will surround both Surratt and a Union...
View ArticleDUDE WITH ALL MY MONEY IS A HUMANITARIAN?
(photo was taken on August 27th, 1999 at precisely 9:52pm Mountain Standard Time) Via the Hollywood Reporter, AMC Entertainment film president Samuel “Sonny” Gourley is set to receive the Salah M....
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